{"id":2271,"date":"2009-10-01T02:00:07","date_gmt":"2009-10-01T09:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/?p=2271"},"modified":"2009-09-30T19:45:00","modified_gmt":"2009-10-01T02:45:00","slug":"deal-with-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/deal-with-it\/","title":{"rendered":"Deal With It"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/icanhascheezburger.com\/2009\/09\/30\/funny-pictures-sit-happens\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"funny-pictures-dog-sits-on-cat\" src=\"http:\/\/icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com\/files\/2009\/09\/funny-pictures-dog-sits-on-cat.jpg\" alt=\"funny pictures of cats with captions\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">My Liege gets a new printer today. His died September 29th, the <em>last day<\/em> of Mercury Retrograde.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">On the plus side, at least it wasn&#8217;t <em>my<\/em> printer. Mine is more expensive and gets a waaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy tougher work-out than his. My printer escaped Mercury Retrograde! HAHAHAHA! &lt;insert maniacal laughter&gt;.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">However, alas, I&#8217;m the printer installer in this household. Cross your fingers that all goes well.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My Liege gets a new printer today. His died September 29th, the last day of Mercury Retrograde. On the plus side, at least it wasn&#8217;t my printer. Mine is more expensive and gets a waaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy tougher work-out than his. My printer escaped Mercury Retrograde! HAHAHAHA! &lt;insert maniacal laughter&gt;. However, alas, I&#8217;m the printer installer in&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/deal-with-it\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Deal With It<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":51,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2271","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-this-and-that","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2271","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/51"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2271"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2271\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2275,"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2271\/revisions\/2275"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}