{"id":2413,"date":"2009-11-10T02:00:48","date_gmt":"2009-11-10T10:00:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/?p=2413"},"modified":"2009-11-08T14:09:12","modified_gmt":"2009-11-08T22:09:12","slug":"the-misadventures-of-claudia-zenk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/the-misadventures-of-claudia-zenk\/","title":{"rendered":"The Misadventures of Claudia Zenk"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m blogging over at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nobodywritesitbetter.com\" target=\"_self\">Nobody Writes It Better<\/a> today. Please drop by and help me mock my friend, Claudia. Or empathize with her. Take your choice. Although I recommend the mocking.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s a fake name. It&#8217;s only here that I&#8217;m revealing that Claudia Zenk really is Sandorf Verster, my BFF. Yes, loyal Muse Interrupted readers, I never wanna hear that you don&#8217;t get rewarded!<\/p>\n<p>You see, Claudia has encountered several <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nobodywritesitbetter.com\/the-misadventures-of-claudia-zenk\/\" target=\"_blank\">misadventures in the local airport<\/a> lately. Most of them aren&#8217;t her fault&#8230;but this one was. I nearly split a gut when she told me this story. And of course I had to add my own little writerly tidbits. Enjoy!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m blogging over at Nobody Writes It Better today. Please drop by and help me mock my friend, Claudia. Or empathize with her. Take your choice. Although I recommend the mocking. That&#8217;s a fake name. It&#8217;s only here that I&#8217;m revealing that Claudia Zenk really is Sandorf Verster, my BFF. Yes, loyal Muse Interrupted readers,&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/the-misadventures-of-claudia-zenk\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The Misadventures of Claudia Zenk<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":51,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[35],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2413","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogs-and-blogging","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2413","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/51"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2413"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2413\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2416,"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2413\/revisions\/2416"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2413"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2413"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2413"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}