{"id":2827,"date":"2010-03-12T02:00:51","date_gmt":"2010-03-12T10:00:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/?p=2827"},"modified":"2010-03-11T10:02:37","modified_gmt":"2010-03-11T18:02:37","slug":"dear-delbert","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/dear-delbert\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear Delbert,"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t take this the wrong way, but I&#8217;m glad you died. Five years in computer age is like 50 years in human time. That&#8217;s worse than a dog&#8217;s!<\/p>\n<p>Dylan is not only prettier than you, but I don&#8217;t have to plug my digital camera into Dylan to upload pictures. There&#8217;s a handy little slot for my camera card! Delbert, I loved your operating system, and you were a good, solid workhorse. You saved me from &#8220;progressing&#8221; to the dreaded Vista, and for that I thank you. But Windows 7 kicks your ass. I love how uncluttered my desktop is thanks to the docking station where I&#8217;ve hidden all my program icons. I also have my most-used progam icons in a nice BIG size down on my task bar. I really appreciate how I can right-click on a program and pin my most recently used files to the top of the list for easy access.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, Dylan rocks. And her little cousin, Daisy, is sweet, too.<\/p>\n<p>Daisy isn&#8217;t as quick as Dylan. Her start-up speed\u00a0kind of reminds me of yours. Windows 7 Stater edition doesn&#8217;t kick your XP butt, I must say. But Daisy has a purpose, and she fulfills it.<\/p>\n<p>The only thing I miss about you is that my old monitor isn&#8217;t compatible with Dylan. Oh, the old monitor works, but I can&#8217;t download a Windows 7 driver for my 5-year-old 19-inch Dell flat screen monitor (not impressed with that, Dell!), and the generic driver doesn&#8217;t provide me with as many CLEAR viewing options. So now my website looks a lot narrower than I remember it looking on you, which drives me nuts. And I had to get used to reading smaller type on-line. That was annoying.<\/p>\n<p>I shall persevere with the monitor. I refuse to buy another until it dies&#8230;like you did, leaving me frustrated and lonely until Dylan came along.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and Delbert? I don&#8217;t appreciate you hiding the style sheet for my website in your coffin! That was\u00a0a nasty trick. Luckily, I&#8217;m quite the mortician and figured out how to unearth it.<\/p>\n<p>Well, I must be off. Time to go smash your old hard drive to smithereens.<\/p>\n<p>Love, Cindy<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t take this the wrong way, but I&#8217;m glad you died. Five years in computer age is like 50 years in human time. That&#8217;s worse than a dog&#8217;s! Dylan is not only prettier than you, but I don&#8217;t have to plug my digital camera into Dylan to upload pictures. There&#8217;s a handy little slot for&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/dear-delbert\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Dear Delbert,<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":51,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2827","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-computers-software","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2827","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/51"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2827"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2827\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2835,"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2827\/revisions\/2835"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2827"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2827"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2827"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}