{"id":3027,"date":"2010-05-06T02:00:07","date_gmt":"2010-05-06T09:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/?p=3027"},"modified":"2010-05-14T07:34:02","modified_gmt":"2010-05-14T14:34:02","slug":"shes-ready-for-her-close-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/shes-ready-for-her-close-up\/","title":{"rendered":"She&#8217;s Ready For Her Close-Up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And, really, why shouldn&#8217;t she be?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/beagle.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-3028\" title=\"beagle\" src=\"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/beagle.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"298\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/beagle.jpg 400w, https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/beagle-150x111.jpg 150w, https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/beagle-300x223.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Dear Human:<\/p>\n<p>You are getting sleepy. Very, very sleepy. You want to walk to the dog treat cupboard. You want to pull out all the treats! You want to feed me now. Nownownownownow!!!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And, really, why shouldn&#8217;t she be? &#8220;Dear Human: You are getting sleepy. Very, very sleepy. You want to walk to the dog treat cupboard. You want to pull out all the treats! You want to feed me now. Nownownownownow!!!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":51,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3027","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-this-and-that","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3027","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/51"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3027"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3027\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3077,"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3027\/revisions\/3077"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3027"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3027"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3027"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}