{"id":4586,"date":"2011-03-07T04:00:07","date_gmt":"2011-03-07T12:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/?p=4586"},"modified":"2011-03-06T18:03:06","modified_gmt":"2011-03-07T02:03:06","slug":"kidnapped","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/kidnapped\/","title":{"rendered":"Kidnapped!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Help, I&#8217;m being held against my will by Elle Muse! She has chained me to my keyboard and will not release me until I meet a deadline for Penny. She <em>will<\/em> allow me to say:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I&#8217;m not allowed to blog this week unless something majorly fantastic happens.<\/li>\n<li>I am allowed to play Scrabble on Facebook, but only when Penny&#8217;s pages are printing.<\/li>\n<li>I can eat and wash my hair. I CAN&#8217;T spit on my monitor. This presents a challenge during those times when my inner camel takes over.<\/li>\n<li>I can play with my new Kindle!<\/li>\n<li>I can respond to blog comments. I just can&#8217;t post a new blog. So do your part. Talk to me. I need a break!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>You heard it here first. Don&#8217;t bother asking what the ransom is, because there isn&#8217;t one. I&#8217;m stuck. Until she releases me. And she&#8217;s mean.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Help, I&#8217;m being held against my will by Elle Muse! She has chained me to my keyboard and will not release me until I meet a deadline for Penny. She will allow me to say: I&#8217;m not allowed to blog this week unless something majorly fantastic happens. I am allowed to play Scrabble on Facebook,&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/kidnapped\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Kidnapped!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":51,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4586","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-this-and-that","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4586","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/51"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4586"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4586\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4589,"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4586\/revisions\/4589"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4586"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4586"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4586"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}