{"id":4607,"date":"2011-03-28T07:00:14","date_gmt":"2011-03-28T14:00:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/?p=4607"},"modified":"2011-03-22T13:37:37","modified_gmt":"2011-03-22T20:37:37","slug":"how-to-write-funny-when-your-sense-of-humor-sucks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/how-to-write-funny-when-your-sense-of-humor-sucks\/","title":{"rendered":"How to Write Funny When Your Sense of Humor Sucks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today I&#8217;m guestblogging on\u00a0writing humor\u00a0at the <a href=\"http:\/\/chicklitwriters.com\/blog\/\" target=\"_blank\">RWA ChickLit Writers blog<\/a>. You don&#8217;t want me to be lonely, do you? You want to hop on over and lap up my knowledge, right?<\/p>\n<p>Just in case not&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>You are feeling sleepy. Very, very sleepy.<\/p>\n<p>Your typing fingers are not under your control. No, they are under mine! They will do whatever I say. And I say that your typing fingers will <a href=\"http:\/\/chicklitwriters.com\/blog\/\" target=\"_blank\">click this link<\/a>\u00a0to the ChickLit Writers blog, read and comment on my post.<\/p>\n<p>Then, and only then, will you be able to move on to anything else. Then, and only then, will you find the will to eke out a productive day.<\/p>\n<p>You will have no memory of this conversation.<\/p>\n<p>Next time you see me in person, say, at an RWA conference, you will feel strangely compelled to buy me a drink.<\/p>\n<p><em>Snap!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today I&#8217;m guestblogging on\u00a0writing humor\u00a0at the RWA ChickLit Writers blog. You don&#8217;t want me to be lonely, do you? You want to hop on over and lap up my knowledge, right? Just in case not&#8230; You are feeling sleepy. Very, very sleepy. Your typing fingers are not under your control. No, they are under mine!&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/how-to-write-funny-when-your-sense-of-humor-sucks\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">How to Write Funny When Your Sense of Humor Sucks<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":51,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[35,38,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4607","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogs-and-blogging","category-guest-bloggers","category-writing","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4607","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/51"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4607"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4607\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4613,"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4607\/revisions\/4613"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4607"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4607"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4607"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}