{"id":4614,"date":"2011-03-24T06:00:32","date_gmt":"2011-03-24T13:00:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/?p=4614"},"modified":"2011-03-22T14:06:11","modified_gmt":"2011-03-22T21:06:11","slug":"a-spring-in-my-step","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/a-spring-in-my-step\/","title":{"rendered":"A Spring in My Step"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Spring is finally here! Unfortunately, that means I&#8217;ve taken up running with the beagle again. The inexpensive elliptical machine I received for Christmas (I know it was inexpensive because I ordered it, in case I didn&#8217;t like it) did its job of preventing me from putting back on the weight I lost in Peru last year. I started with a measly 20 minutes three times a week and worked up to 30 minutes 3 times\u00a0a week. I thought this was remarkable!<\/p>\n<p>The problem with a cheap, um, inexpensive machine is I never know when the read-outs are giving me correct numbers. I never could find precise directions for how to set up the digital thingie, so when I get on the elliptical, sometimes the calories are burning, burning, burning off! Other times, I hit a different setting and my speed is suddenly slower (even though I swear I&#8217;m going the same speed as my last time on the machine) and the calories don&#8217;t burn off as quickly. This is quite aggravating. However, I don&#8217;t have the time to figure out the instruction manual. All I care is that I&#8217;m using Program 2 (so it&#8217;s like I&#8217;m going up and down hills, which I never do when I run, because in real life it wrecks my back). And the second thing I care about is that my time is increasing. Up to 30 minutes 3 times a week!<\/p>\n<p>That kept me eating chocolate bars while fitting into my new jeans all winter.<\/p>\n<p>Except when I went away for two weeks. Then I had to kind of start over.<\/p>\n<p>As the snow melted after this very long winter, I vowed to myself that I would start running outside again as soon as the street-cleaning machine cleared away all the gravel and the dog park wasn&#8217;t so soggy I sank up to my knees while stopping there for Allie McBeagle&#8217;s constitutional. I had taken quite a liking to the elliptical, but exercising inside really sucks up my writing time. Because Allie, you see, still needs her exercise. And so, all winter, I was walking the dog for 40 minutes (depending on what other dogs were in the dog park, which would lengthen the time of our stay) and then, upon arriving home, I&#8217;d do my 20-30 minutes on the elliptical and then spend another 10-15 minutes stretching, because, you know, I&#8217;m old.<\/p>\n<p>Late last week, the street-cleaning machine came along. So I started running with Allie again on Monday. I extended my run two or three telephone poles beyond what we were doing before it began snowing and the roads became unsafe. By the time I reached that last telephone pole, I was exhausted and my thighs were burning. Well, guess what? I&#8217;d only run 17 minutes (with a break at the dog park). (The break isn&#8217;t factored into the time).<\/p>\n<p>How can 30 minutes on the elliptical without a break not feel as bad as 17 minutes running with the dog?<\/p>\n<p>Well, running with a beagle is kind of like salmon fishing during a marathon. You&#8217;re always reeling the dog in. And the running must work different muscles, because my inner thighs hurt!<\/p>\n<p>Plus, I can keep a bottle of water near the ellipitical to grab and gulp. I can&#8217;t carry water when I&#8217;m running. It puts me off-balance and next I know I&#8217;m in the traffic. I&#8217;m lucky I can manage the dog!<\/p>\n<p>Apparently, I am not running far enough.<\/p>\n<p>Although, I must admit, at the end of my runs this week it hasn&#8217;t taken me as long to stop huffing and puffing. But I have nearly run out of telephone poles before I would have to go uphill. Sorry, sisters, I&#8217;m not running uphill! Running in itself keeps me going to massage therapy every other week. Running uphill is torture on my poor, middle-aged lower back.<\/p>\n<p>The plan is to stretch my running time to 30 minutes, even if I have to change my course to do it. One telephone pole at a time, per week. My endurance sucks, and I don&#8217;t mind admitting it. Hey, I&#8217;m proud that I&#8217;m out there at all.<\/p>\n<p>Has your exercise plan changed with the onset of spring? Or do you live somewhere where it&#8217;s a balmy 75 Fahrenheit year round?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Spring is finally here! Unfortunately, that means I&#8217;ve taken up running with the beagle again. The inexpensive elliptical machine I received for Christmas (I know it was inexpensive because I ordered it, in case I didn&#8217;t like it) did its job of preventing me from putting back on the weight I lost in Peru last&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/a-spring-in-my-step\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">A Spring in My Step<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":51,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[34,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4614","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-non-writing-life","category-this-and-that","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4614","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/51"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4614"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4614\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4622,"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4614\/revisions\/4622"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4614"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4614"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4614"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}