{"id":5928,"date":"2012-06-03T08:00:44","date_gmt":"2012-06-03T15:00:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/?p=5928"},"modified":"2012-06-02T18:45:06","modified_gmt":"2012-06-03T01:45:06","slug":"cindy-bakes-a-cake-the-twitter-feed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/cindy-bakes-a-cake-the-twitter-feed\/","title":{"rendered":"Cindy Bakes a Cake: The Twitter Feed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ever wonder about those people who tweet\u00a0while they&#8217;re watching Toddlers &amp; Tiaras or cutting the grass? Well, I have. I&#8217;ve wondered how they can enjoy what they&#8217;re watching or doing while under the stress of tweeting every two seconds. So yesterday I decided to put Power Tweeting to the test (here&#8217;s a link to my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.twitter.com\/cindypk\" target=\"_blank\">Twitter feed,<\/a> if you&#8217;re interested. I&#8217;m not over there all that much. Honest.)<\/p>\n<p>I probably lost a few followers during the cake-making process, but it was actually fun. I\u00a0tweeted about baking my first &#8220;from scratch&#8221; cake in over twenty years. You see, today&#8217;s my father&#8217;s 80th birthday (Happy Birthday, Dad!), and I wanted to do something special for him. When my kids were little, I iced the most amazing cakes for their birthdays. One sweltering summer night, when we had no air-conditioning, I spent 4 hours decorating a Bert-and-Ernie-shaped cake. All those shirt stripes! All those colors! My son loved it, but little did he know&#8230;I used cake mix. I have always used cake mix, no matter how fancy the decorating (I&#8217;m an awesome decorator). I&#8217;m too lazy to bake cake from scratch. Mainly because I don&#8217;t usually like cake, so it&#8217;s not worth the effort. I&#8217;m more a chocolate mousse girl. However, Youngest Son&#8217;s girlfriend (G-2 for the purposes of this blog) is an excellent baker, and she makes the most Divine Chocolate Raspberry Torte ever! It is DELISH. I wanted to make my own Divine Chocolate Raspberry Torte for my dad.<\/p>\n<p>Note, G-2 is of those bakers who doesn&#8217;t have the recipe written down. She had to type up the instructions special for me. My mother is like this. These &#8220;natural&#8221; bakers and gourmet cooks will trip you up if you&#8217;re not careful.<\/p>\n<p>The resulting Twitter feed:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\u00a0Googling &#8220;How to Separate an Egg.&#8221; I had an egg separator but it broke after 20 years of non-use (it fell off its perch!)<\/li>\n<li>\u00a0What, this is a Canadian recipe! &#8220;4 oz bakers&#8217; chocolate.&#8221; How big is a freaking ounce? How many SQUARES of chocolate?<\/li>\n<li>\u00a0Eat 1\/2 cup of brown sugar. Guaranteed you will not want to taste brown sugar again for at least six months.<\/li>\n<li>\u00a0&#8220;Find two pots roughly same size so one fits snugly atop the other.&#8221; Uh, shouldn&#8217;t that be Use a double boiler? (note my superior tone here).<\/li>\n<li>\u00a0tip &#8211; cut up the chocolate. It will melt faster.<\/li>\n<li>\u00a0Tip &#8211; &#8220;stir until mixture makes a smooth custard&#8221; = let it thicken. (I had to think about that one!)<\/li>\n<li>\u00a0Frantically phone son&#8217;s gf to find out what to do with the custard! Not mentioned in recipe! Hint &#8211; it goes into the batter.<\/li>\n<li>\u00a0Lick the beaters clean of cake batter, because you&#8217;re going to need them to beat egg whites.<\/li>\n<li>\u00a0Eat more brown sugar. Only one Tbsp. this time.<\/li>\n<li>\u00a0Schedule trip to corner store to replace large Hershey&#8217;s bar needed for chocolate shavings, because you ate it two nights ago.<\/li>\n<li>\u00a0The cake is in the oven! I can not be foiled! Wash dishes to prepare for Round 2.<\/li>\n<li>\u00a0Play Scrabble on Facebook while cake layers bake.<\/li>\n<li>\u00a0Increase baking time from 25 min to 30 min because these toothpicks are damn sticky!!<\/li>\n<li>\u00a0Adjust baking time to 32 minutes, curse stupid oven, and kill spider on stove top.<\/li>\n<li>\u00a032 minutes is perfect! Time for Round 2. The filling.<\/li>\n<li>\u00a0Tip. Do not shove measuring cup just used to measure cocoa powder into icing sugar bag.<\/li>\n<li>\u00a0Don&#8217;t believe husband on your way out the door for replacement chocolate bar\u00a0when he says you don&#8217;t have cake batter on your face.<\/li>\n<li>\u00a0Son&#8217;s gf is right. At least one of the two cake layers will fall apart when cutting it in half. Put on bottom of cake plate.<\/li>\n<li>\u00a0Next time don&#8217;t be so quick to show her up by cutting layer in half too quickly. (See how I resisted the urge to edit out the redundant quickly?)<\/li>\n<li>\u00a0Don&#8217;t buy fresh raspberries for chocolate whip cream\/raspberry filling b\/c you&#8217;ll only eat them the day before.<\/li>\n<li>\u00a0Congratulate self on buying rotating cake plate in 1985.<\/li>\n<li>\u00a0Resist urge to eat chocolate whip cream filling while assembling four layers of cake BECAUSE YOU WILL RUN OUT.<\/li>\n<li>\u00a0Shove frozen raspberries into gaps on sides of cake. Artfully, so as to appear on purpose.<\/li>\n<li>\u00a0Another pack of fresh raspberries in fridge! I didn&#8217;t eat them all. Arrange around cake base. Chocolate shavings on top!<\/li>\n<li>\u00a0&#8220;Chocolate shavings&#8221; really means &#8220;curlicues.&#8221; Finally, a use for the side of grater with three horizontal holes.<\/li>\n<li>\u00a0Shove broken pieces of leftover chocolate bar between cake layers (thought of this all on my own! Helps balance the layers).<\/li>\n<li>\u00a0Put in fridge overnight for tomorrow&#8217;s party. I have conquered G-2&#8217;s Divine Chocolate Raspberry Torte!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>The Proof:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5938\" title=\"Raspeberry Chocolate Torte\" src=\"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Raspeberry-Chocolate-Torte.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"267\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Raspeberry-Chocolate-Torte.jpg 400w, https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Raspeberry-Chocolate-Torte-150x100.jpg 150w, https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Raspeberry-Chocolate-Torte-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Go on, admit it. You&#8217;re impressed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ever wonder about those people who tweet\u00a0while they&#8217;re watching Toddlers &amp; Tiaras or cutting the grass? Well, I have. I&#8217;ve wondered how they can enjoy what they&#8217;re watching or doing while under the stress of tweeting every two seconds. So yesterday I decided to put Power Tweeting to the test (here&#8217;s a link to my&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/cindy-bakes-a-cake-the-twitter-feed\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Cindy Bakes a Cake: The Twitter Feed<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":51,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[34],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5928","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-non-writing-life","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5928","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/51"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5928"}],"version-history":[{"count":21,"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5928\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5950,"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5928\/revisions\/5950"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5928"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5928"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5928"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}