{"id":7060,"date":"2012-12-22T21:20:20","date_gmt":"2012-12-23T05:20:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/?p=7060"},"modified":"2012-12-22T21:20:20","modified_gmt":"2012-12-23T05:20:20","slug":"2013-new-years-resolutions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/2013-new-years-resolutions\/","title":{"rendered":"2013 New Year&#8217;s Resolutions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am not a fan of New Year&#8217;s Resolutions. I feel they are made to be broken. To set me up to fail. I usually make mid-January birthday resolutions instead. Don&#8217;t ask me why, they work better.<\/p>\n<p>However, <em>this<\/em> year, this year I shall overcome my fear of NYRs! In fact, I&#8217;m posting some right now. If I don&#8217;t achieve them, you can light me on fire. Okay, just my pants. While I&#8217;m not wearing them. Preferably when I&#8217;m nowhere <em>near<\/em> them. Like, they are outside and I&#8217;m inside. Like, I&#8217;ve taken them to the dump and returned home already. Like, you can light them on fire <em>at<\/em> the dump. Like?<\/p>\n<p>Just don&#8217;t be stalkerish about it.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Cindy&#8217;s 2013 New Year&#8217;s Resolutions<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>#1<\/strong> Finish my <a href=\"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/category\/galapagos-2012\/\">Galapagos travel posts<\/a>. Before I go somewhere else.<\/p>\n<p><strong>#2<\/strong> Sort through and shred the nine file storage boxes full of documents from my writing &#8220;career&#8221; that have been sitting in my office for the last 18 months. Don&#8217;t break the shredder this time. Remember to oil it evey 20 minutes. If I break it again, burn the frickin&#8217; boxes without sorting them.<\/p>\n<p><strong>#3<\/strong> Don&#8217;t dig ONE more file box of old documents out of crawlspace until 2014 minimum. I don&#8217;t care if it says, &#8220;Shred in 2007&#8221; on it.<\/p>\n<p><strong>#4<\/strong> Put pictures from <a href=\"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/category\/peru-2010\/\" target=\"_blank\">Peru <\/a>trip into photo albums. I am only three years behind this one. Three years behind on photo albums is pretty darn good, wouldn&#8217;t you agree?<\/p>\n<p><strong>#5<\/strong> Think\u00a0about creating photo albums from Galapagos. Only THINK about it. Don&#8217;t actually <em>do<\/em> it. I don&#8217;t want to get a reputation as an overachiever!<\/p>\n<p><strong>#6<\/strong> If I <em>must<\/em>, put G.I. pictures on nice big digital frame instead.<\/p>\n<p><strong>#7<\/strong> Postpone re-hanging pictures in living room following the painting that ended a month ago as long as humanly possible.<\/p>\n<p><strong>#8<\/strong> Do the laundry twice without complaining.<\/p>\n<p><strong>#9 <\/strong>Eat two more chocolate bars per month.<\/p>\n<p><strong>#10 <\/strong>Make plans to paint the hallway, the bedroom, the wainscoting, the office, and don&#8217;t follow through on them.<\/p>\n<p><strong>#11<\/strong> Don&#8217;t fall through big hole in sundeck\u2014same sundeck husband keeps promising to rebuild &#8220;this year.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>#12<\/strong> Stop buying salt &#8216;n vinegar chips every other Tuesday. Change to Wednesdays instead.<\/p>\n<p>And&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>#13 <\/strong>Become a mommy-in-law!!! Hip-hip-hooree!<\/p>\n<p>Do you have any NYRs?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am not a fan of New Year&#8217;s Resolutions. I feel they are made to be broken. To set me up to fail. I usually make mid-January birthday resolutions instead. Don&#8217;t ask me why, they work better. However, this year, this year I shall overcome my fear of NYRs! In fact, I&#8217;m posting some right&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/2013-new-years-resolutions\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">2013 New Year&#8217;s Resolutions<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":51,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42,28,40],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7060","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-galapagos-2012","category-just-for-fun","category-peru-2010","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7060","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/51"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7060"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7060\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7065,"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7060\/revisions\/7065"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7060"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7060"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cindyprocter-king.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7060"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}