Help, I’m being held against my will by Elle Muse! She has chained me to my keyboard and will not release me until I meet a deadline for Penny. She will allow me to say:
- I’m not allowed to blog this week unless something majorly fantastic happens.
- I am allowed to play Scrabble on Facebook, but only when Penny’s pages are printing.
- I can eat and wash my hair. I CAN’T spit on my monitor. This presents a challenge during those times when my inner camel takes over.
- I can play with my new Kindle!
- I can respond to blog comments. I just can’t post a new blog. So do your part. Talk to me. I need a break!
You heard it here first. Don’t bother asking what the ransom is, because there isn’t one. I’m stuck. Until she releases me. And she’s mean.