Galapagos, Day 16, Morning: Witch Hill, San Cristobal Island

I am keeping good on my New Year’s Resolutions and returning to the Galapagos posts! The day this post appears, I’m having touch-up laser eye surgery in my right eye, the distance eye. The left eye turned out wonderbar last year, but the right eye, she is stubborn. So I wrote this post ahead of time, and, if you’re lucky, I wrote the next post ahead of time, too. So even if I can’t see in a few days, hopefully YOU will be able to read another lovely Galapagos post.

Here’s the last post, written way back in November (Cindy’s bad!). If you’re into self-torture, or you’re super interested in visiting the Galapagos yourself, here’s the first post of our trip, which occurred back in April/May of 2012. Hey, I didn’t procrastinate. I had things to do. Like eat salt ‘n vinegar chips.

Ecuador Trip: Day 16
 
Galapagos Cruise: Day 11

Day 15 found us on Santa Fe Island. For days 16 and 17 (days 11 and 12 of the cruise), the Cormorant itinerary focused on San Cristobal Island and the gorgeous Kicker Rock. Here’s a view of Kicker Rock as we passed it on the way to Witch Hill. I swear, I could go back to the Galapagos again just to catch another view of this geological marvel.

Note the lovely reflection in the water? Isn't that cool? That's how beautiful the day was—and the view. One of my better photographs, wouldn't you agree (come on, I need pampering--agree!)
Note the lovely reflection in the water? Isn’t that cool? That’s how beautiful the day was–and the view. One of my better photographs, wouldn’t you agree (come on, I need pampering—agree!)

At Witch Hill, we frolicked in the water, doing handstands (not me, but another of our party), trying to stand on our husband’s shoulders (have I ever mentioned my lousy sense of balance?) and talking to other travelers on the beach. In fact, we thought this was the entire reason we had come to Witch Hill. To take pictures of Kicker Rock in the distance, frolic in the water, and capture guys like this on film:

Mr. "I'm Ready for My Close-Up" had a captive audience. There were at least 5 women, including me, taking pictures of him. And he's not camera shy. He didn't even move. In fact, he appears very proud of himself, no?
Mr. “I’m Ready for My Close-Up” had a captive audience. There were at least 5 women, including me, taking pictures of him. And he’s not camera shy. He didn’t even move. In fact, he appears very proud of himself, no?

You’d think photographing iguanas would get tiring, but it doesn’t.

Here’s a view from the beach of Witch Hill, which our guide told us was also called “Witch’s Hat,” but wouldn’t tell us why:

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Harry said we would find out more about Witch Hill on our return to the Cormorant. So, after enjoying one of the best swimming days on the cruise (during which we met a couple from our home province who knew “of” my BFF—small world), we cobbled into the two pangas and headed back to the boat. The pangas took us very close to Witch Hill:

This was when we realized that there were openings in Witch Hill. That there were caves! Woot!
This was when we realized that there were openings in Witch Hill. That there were caves! Woot!

I almost shouldn’t explain what happened next, because, if you go to Witch Hill, I’m ruining the surprise. If you don’t want the surprise ruined, stop reading this post right now. Go and buy one of my books or something. (How crass. I swear, it wasn’t me who typed that. It was the Ghost of Witch Hill!)

Can’t tear yourself away, huh? Just gotta know more about Witch Hill? Well, my photography skills might disappoint. Okay…I don’t think it’s MY photography skills in particular that will disappoint, because I don’t remember (dum-de-dum) if I had my camera with me this morning. I thought all we were going to do was swim. Thank God other cruisers had their cameras, and I can bum one of their pictures. Note, I am only bumming a picture off the Group of Four.

The first cave we floated into was this one:

Can you see the other panga in the distance? Close to the cliff-face of the cave? This photo doesn't show the contrast of colors of rock against water very well, but it does show the sheer size of the cave.
Can you see the other panga in the distance? Close to the cliff-face of the cave? This photo doesn’t show the contrast of colors of rock against water very well, but it does show the sheer size of the cave.

I don’t have a photo of The Cathedral, which was the second cave we visited, but it was even more awe-inspiring, if possible, than the cave above. The Cathedral cave featured a “ceiling,” and could best be viewed by reclining on the other passengers in the panga and staring straight up. You don’t want to see a picture of my thigh with a big bruise (no idea where I acquired it), my bathing suit cover-up and my hat as I’m lying flat on another passenger and she’s trying not to topple our guide into the water, do you? Of course not. Doesn’t sound very pleasant at all.

I would show you the photo, but it doesn’t picture the actual cathedral ceiling and it also shows the face of another passenger, not one of the Group of Four. I’m too lazy to email her and ask her permission to post it, so we’re stopping with the caves right here.

See, I don’t necessarily have to ruin surprises! All you need to know is that you DO want to go swimming at the beach near Witch Hill and you DO want your guide to take you into the caves afterward. You don’t want him to ruin the surprise by telling you about it first, either. Experiencing the surprise is half the fun.

So, we returned to the boat and then I had to make a big decision. If you went back and read Day 15, you’d know that my seasickness had returned. As much as I love snorkeling, it was time for me to take a day off and just lounge in the sun on the upper deck and wait for my seasickness patches to take effect again. I needed to decide, should I go snorkeling at some small rock I can’t remember the name of or wait until the next day, when I might be feeling better, and go snorkeling around Kicker Rock?

I asked Harry, our guide. The conversation went something like this:

Me: “Harry, I feel like crap, and I need a day off of snorkeling before sea water starts leaking out my pores. Should I not snorkel today or not snorkel tomorrow? I’m thinking I should miss today.” (I mean, who would want to miss snorkeling at Kicker Rock?)

Harry: “Welllllllll, if you have to choose, remember, I can’t choose for you, but I might, maybe, if I were going to suggest a day to miss, which I wouldn’t suggest, because we just never know what we’re going to see or what visibility will be like until we get there, I might maybe, perhaps, on the off-chance, recommend that you miss today and don’t miss Kicker Rock.”

Me: “I kind of feel like you’re telling me to miss today.”

Harry: “I would never do such a thing. You should come both days.”

Me: “I might throw up in my snorkel mask.”

Harry: “All right, you are probably correct that you should miss today.”

Me: “And go instead tomorrow? I shouldn’t miss Kicker Rock, right?”

Harry: “No one should ever miss Kicker Rock.”

Me: “Will you promise me good visibility tomorrow?”

Harry: “I do not promise anything.”

Me: “Will you promise me sea turtles?”

Harry: “I can not promise sea turtles. I can not promise sea lions. I can not promise rays. I can not promise hammerhead sharks.”

Me: “Can you promise rock?”

Harry: “I can not promise anything.”

Me: “Can you promise ocean?”

Harry: “I can not promise annnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyything.”

Me: “Can you promise that you won’t promise anything?”

Harry: “No, not even that.”

That Harry, not promising the ocean!

Based on our conversation, I did not go snorkeling on Day 16. I would save myself for the following day, Kicker Rock, which, we were told, if visibility is good, is absolutely amazing snorkeling (you can almost feel the punch line coming, can’t you? But you have to wait for my Kicker Rock post).

Although I did not go snorkeling after swimming at the beaches near Witch Hill, I wanted to take pictures of my SIL and BIL getting ready. Alas, I was so groggy from seasickness (and someone had stolen my hat, which escaped my notice, even though it was on his head), that I totally forgot to get pictures of Harry and my relatives getting ready for the snorkel until I heard the panga driving away! Ack!

Luckily, I had my camera with me on deck. So I raced (without barfing) to the railing and snapped this photo of the lonely only panga heading off for what was supposed to be the second choice of snorkel days:

 

Harry: "I do not promise annnnnnyyyythingggg!" Except a bit of showmanship. ;)
Harry: “I do not promise annnnnnyyyythingggg!” Except a bit of showmanship. 😉

So of COURSE when the boat returns, my BIL and SIL had had the time of their lives! My husband had stayed back with me, and meanwhile they saw rays:

Tons and tons of rays! (Photo Credit: Rembrandt)
Tons and tons of rays! (Photo Credit: Rembrandt)

And they saw sea lions! Tons and tons of frolicking sea lions! Sob…

See the yellow shadow above the cuteness sea lions playing like baby beagles in the water? That's the underside of the panga. (Photo Credit: Rembrandt).
See the yellow shadow above the cuteness sea lions playing like baby beagles in the water? That’s the underside of the panga. (Photo Credit: Rembrandt).

It was one of the best snorkel days of our entire two weeks on the cruise, I was told.

I swore never to miss another snorkel opportunity on the trip, and I didn’t.

I wish I could remember the name of the little island, but, alas, my nausea prevented me from writing it down (or looking it up right now).

All I can tell you is that you don’t want to miss Witch Hill. And you don’t want to miss snorkeling at the little nameless island afterward. No matter how soggy and full of sea water you are.

I promise you that.

2013 New Year’s Resolutions

I am not a fan of New Year’s Resolutions. I feel they are made to be broken. To set me up to fail. I usually make mid-January birthday resolutions instead. Don’t ask me why, they work better.

However, this year, this year I shall overcome my fear of NYRs! In fact, I’m posting some right now. If I don’t achieve them, you can light me on fire. Okay, just my pants. While I’m not wearing them. Preferably when I’m nowhere near them. Like, they are outside and I’m inside. Like, I’ve taken them to the dump and returned home already. Like, you can light them on fire at the dump. Like?

Just don’t be stalkerish about it.

Cindy’s 2013 New Year’s Resolutions

#1 Finish my Galapagos travel posts. Before I go somewhere else.

#2 Sort through and shred the nine file storage boxes full of documents from my writing “career” that have been sitting in my office for the last 18 months. Don’t break the shredder this time. Remember to oil it evey 20 minutes. If I break it again, burn the frickin’ boxes without sorting them.

#3 Don’t dig ONE more file box of old documents out of crawlspace until 2014 minimum. I don’t care if it says, “Shred in 2007” on it.

#4 Put pictures from Peru trip into photo albums. I am only three years behind this one. Three years behind on photo albums is pretty darn good, wouldn’t you agree?

#5 Think about creating photo albums from Galapagos. Only THINK about it. Don’t actually do it. I don’t want to get a reputation as an overachiever!

#6 If I must, put G.I. pictures on nice big digital frame instead.

#7 Postpone re-hanging pictures in living room following the painting that ended a month ago as long as humanly possible.

#8 Do the laundry twice without complaining.

#9 Eat two more chocolate bars per month.

#10 Make plans to paint the hallway, the bedroom, the wainscoting, the office, and don’t follow through on them.

#11 Don’t fall through big hole in sundeck—same sundeck husband keeps promising to rebuild “this year.”

#12 Stop buying salt ‘n vinegar chips every other Tuesday. Change to Wednesdays instead.

And……

#13 Become a mommy-in-law!!! Hip-hip-hooree!

Do you have any NYRs?

WHERE SHE BELONGS Cover Reveal and Kindle Release!

WHERE SHE BELONGS is finally available as a Kindle edition on Amazons around the world! Including Canadian Amazon! The trade paperback edition is currently at Amazon and CreateSpace. The trade paperback will eventually find its way to Canadian Amazon and also the Barnes and Noble website. It took HEAD OVER HEELS 8 weeks to get to Canadian Amazon. Hopefully, it won’t take WHERE SHE BELONGS as long. But such in the publishing life. Hurry up and wait.

I’ve been promising to reveal the new cover for WHERE SHE BELONGS for several days, and I just now realized I have to update the cover in the sidebar of my blog, too. For tonight, I’ll get by just posting the cover here. If you can also see it (instead of the hardcover version of the cover) in my sidebar, that’s because you didn’t read this post ten seconds after I wrote it. And you know what that makes you, don’t you? Very naughty. You’ll be lucky if Santa visits this year, I swear.

But I’m not a grinch, so I forgive you.

Without further rigmarole…

Well, where is it? WordPress isn’t playing nicely with me today…

I’m getting ticked off!

WHERE SHE BELONGS Ebook cover.
WHERE SHE BELONGS Ebook cover.

There it is! Only took four tries to get it to post. I thought for a second there I had lost all ability TO post an image. Phew.

If you want to see the full trade paperback cover flat, click this link, which will take you to another page on my website. First, a large version of the front cover will appear, but then, THEN, only if you’re very, very good, you will scroll down and the full paperback cover will miraculously appear. Just like a lump of coal in a stocking.

To read an excerpt and some reviews, please visit the WSB book page.

Discount Over at Amazon

HEAD OVER HEELS is no longer being discounted at Amazon. It was nice while it lasted! That said, the ebook is still and will always remain cheaper than a latte. And brings you just as much kick, too!

I’m madly updating my website today in preparation for the Kindle and trade paperback release of WHERE SHE BELONGS. The release date is tentatively December 17th, however, as I learned last year at this time when the library-hardcover edition was supposed to release December 16th and yet wasn’t quite available for sale, sometimes there’s a lag between “release date” and “yay, I can buy it now.” So it might be Tuesday, rather than Monday, before the Kindle edition and trade paperback actually appear on sale, regardless of release date.

Never fear, all shall be released on the blog as soon as I have the links to the various pages. And you know what that means. Cover reveal! That’s half the fun, getting responses to the new cover. I simply adore it, and I hope you will, too.

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EBook Discount Continues at Amazon

Amazon still has the Kindle edition of HEAD OVER HEELS discounted to .99 cents. That’s a savings of $2.00. Amazon’s discounting has nothing to do with the Elves Made Me Do It Holiday Sale, which was across several platforms, and ended a few days ago. If you visit Canadian Amazon, the book is back to its regular price of $2.99 there, but American Amazon is still carrying the huge discount.

Not sure how long this will last, so if you want a copy, I can honestly say this is the cheapest you’ll find it all year (not that it was expensive to begin with). That link once again?

There you go.

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